Johnny Football is winning at life. He is in the middle of an ongoing, whirlwind media circle that is proving he is America’s new favorite football star. See ya Tebow. Here are 21 photos that prove he is living a life that we would all enjoy. Ladies and gents, this is what the American dream looks like…
Johnny Football is the best player in college football
Everyone loves Johnny Football, including the media...
... his teammates ....
... and women.
Oh, and also Megan Fox.
Johnny Football wins big at the casinos
Johnny Football whoops celebrities on the golf course. On this day the Jonas Brothers were his victims.
Johnny Football has fun on Halloween.
But stear clear ladies, Johnny Football has a trophy girlfriend
Johnny Football inspires haircuts...
...and Johnny Football face tattoos
He's been a stud since middle school.
Johnny Football sits front row at Heat games...
...and gets to meet LeBron and Dwade after the game.
Johnny Football lectures his classmates on how to win at life
Did we mention Halloween?
Johnny Football gets to read Letterman's Top 10...
...and gets hover-handed by country music stars
Johnny Football gets bottle service everywhere he goes...
...and thinks flying coach is for scrubs.
Oh yeah, Halloween.
