Well it’s here. Here it is. I blame you for this, internet. Created by Michael M., “a real human guy from a band”, created a Tumblr page is filled with Photoshopped images of people who are actually slappin their bass, but looks like passionate people tickling dogs. No one knows exactly when the first “Bass Dog” was photoshopped, but we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun. We were wrong.