If you ever wanted to kick a child, get romantic with an animal, grope or be groped, statues are the perfect prop! They don’t care what you’re doing to them or what you have them doing to you. The next time you come across a statue, take a cue from these folks and throw your inhibitions out the window and let your freak flag fly. After all, when’s the next time you’ll get a chance to shove your fist down someone’s throat (outside of a German nightclub, of course)? Just remember to share your picture on the internet. For posterity.
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