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Life is tough. Really tough. Thanks to infomercials, we’re reminded how insanely difficult every single task in life is. Trying to fit a pizza in the refrigerator? Good luck, friend. Taking off your shoes? Easy…if you’re a gymnast. Using a spray bottle? No problem as long as you have wrists with strengths of the gods. Pouring liquid detergent? What am I, a chemist? If only there were tons of seemingly useless products that solved all these problems for me and that I could order from late night commercials or buy at stores with no customers near the mall entrance nobody uses.

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