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  • Honest Trailer of Home Alone

    There’s no better way to start the Christmas season than by revisiting the family holiday classic featuring cutie pie Macaulay Culkin violently standing his ground against two hapless burglars! It’s Home Alone!

  • Minimalist Disney Movie Posters [13 Images]

    We love the trend in minimalist poster art (Brad Pitt movies, classic films, Super Smash Bros., etc.) and these Disney posters are no exception. They are all incredible but the “101 Dalmatians” is especially amazing. If you enjoy these, French artist Eloise, better known as Citron Vert on DeviantArt, has even more Disney movies and Pokemon characters represented in the minimalist style on her DA page.

  • Star Wars Characters Improve Any Painting

    If you spent any time in shopping malls in the 90s, you are familiar with the terrible crap that Thomas Kinkade tried to pass off as “art” at his franchised galleries. The “Painter of Light,” as he was known, also seemed to be the artist of choice for soccer moms looking for something to decorate their McMansions in the ultimate display of American ostentatiousness. Artist Jeff Bennet saw Kinkade’s idyllic universe as the perfect place for a Star Wars Empire invasion and added iconic characters such as Rancors and Stormtroopers. Good thing Thomas Kinkade died last year, because seeing his beloved cottages in ruins would certainly give him a heart attack (and a hard-on for a lawsuit).

  • How To Win An Oscar [Infographic]

    Okay all you actor types, get out your magnifying glass and start studying this infographic. Don’t be one of those losers who has to say “well it was an honor just to be nominated.” That’s crap and you know it. I’m no thespian, but as a bearded man who would only participate in sex scenes where I die (everyone needs a niche), I probably wouldn’t win an Oscar any time soon. That’s okay, for it would be an honor just to have my dead wang on film.

  • Batman Is Looking Pretty F&%KING Jacked

    Perennial Dad of the Year contender Ben Affleck picked his daughter, Violet, up from school yesterday for a little shopping in Los Angeles, and he was clearly sending a message to the legions of pissed off nerds that don’t want him playing Batman in Batman vs. Superman that they can doubt him all they want, but he is pretty f&%king jacked now.

  • The Matrix In Real Life [Video]

    Yesterday we featured Indiana Jones in Real Life from New York’s Improv Everywhere and today they have released their take on The Matrix. Filmed entirely inside of Macy’s, watch a sad Neo in his futile attempt at finding a “man dress” until an army of Agent Smiths arrive, leading to an epic slow motion fight. Inside Macy’s. Full of customers and employees. And let’s hear it for the employees for simply enjoying the show and not losing it on the performers and bringing security into the mix.

  • Drew Struzan: The Greatest Movie Poster Artist In Hollywood History [17 Photos]

    Remember when movie posters weren’t indistinguishable, photoshopped garbage, relying heavily on orange/blue contrast and lens flares? In the dark ages of the 80s, we relied on actual artists to make movie posters with stuff called paint and brushes. And Drew Struzan was the king of the medium. Every 80s kid is familiar with his Indiana Jones and Back to the Future posters and even 90s kids recognize his Hook promo. Since movie studios have gone the cheap photoshop route, he’s found work in comic books and Franklin Mint collectible plates (you might find a Struzan on Grandma’s wall!), but we’ll always remember him for his work for film and here are some of his greatest works.

  • Grumpy Cat Ruins Disney Classics [7 Photos]

    How can anyone not love Tardar Sauce, aka Grumpy Cat? His signature grimace, caused by feline dwarfism, melts all of our usually cold, emotionless, manly hearts. Even when he’s ruining Disney classics, like in this series of illustrations by artist Eric Proctor, you can’t help but love the guy. Now that the basic plots are settled, someone really needs to make some animated shorts of these. And how about a Grumpy Cat Arthur refusing to pull the sword from the stone? Or a Grumpy Cat Quasimodo refusing to save Esmerelda?

  • Indiana Jones In Real Life [Video]

    New York-based comedic performance group Improv Everywhere has made an Indiana Jones short filmed in Central Park and the Museum Of Natural History surrounded by entertained and confused onlookers. The recreation of the boulder scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark features plenty of bikini-clad sunbathers which will no doubt cause longing for those hot summer days that New Yorkers won’t experience for many months.

  • The 10 Worst Lines In Cinema History…Ever.

    Hollywood cinema is an American staple of escapist entertainment—pure, fanciful popcorn-consuming films meant to bring otherwise impossible scenarios to a heightened degree of tangibility. As with any fictional tale, the viewer must suspend disbelief in order to fully enjoy any film. But, with some films, there is an occasional line that is so cheesy, poorly written, poorly delivered, or otherwise cringe-worthy that it takes the viewer out of the universe of previous immersion. This begs the question: what are some of the lines in films that tarnish the entirety of the story?

  • Illustrations of Famous Cars and Quotes in Movies and TV (11 Illustrations)

    French illustrator Nicolas Bannister used an interesting technique combining two facets of pop culture and fusing them into posters; cars and quotes. Bannister used classic movies like Jurassic Park ’s(Yes, it came out 20 years ago) iconic jeeps and Ghostbusters wagon, then threw in contemporary shows like the infamous Breaking Bad RV.

  • Danny Trejo of Machete Kills and 9 Other Actors Who Kicked Ass in Real Life

    In Machete Kills, actor Danny Trejo is back as Machete, a man with a jacket full of knives and a habit of using them to, yes, kill people. Trejo has been well known as a character actor for years, the kind of off-the-rack tattooed badass that prison movies and action flicks always need. One reason why Trejo is convincing as a tough guy is that he really is one: Prior to his acting career, he was busted for armed robbery, and spent 11 years in a few different California prisons. At San Quentin, he became a champion boxer in the lightweight and welterweight divisions. Years after his release, his Hollywood career got underway when he was enlisted to teach Eric Roberts to box for Runaway Train (1985). Director Andrey Konchalovskiy ended up using Trejo in the movie, and the man has been working steadily ever since. Mastering the sweet science might not be conventional training for a film star, but for some guys it seems to have worked. Here are nine others who pursued boxing glory before becoming box-office draws.

  • Your First Look At Christopher Nolan’s “Interstellar” [11 Photos]

    Christopher Nolan pulled together an all-star cast for his sci-fi blockbuster “Interstellar.” Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Casey Affleck, Topher Grace, John Lithgow, Matt Damon and Michael Caine, just to name a few. The music is also composed by the legendary Hans Zimmer (view his impressive bachelor pad). Here is a first look from the set.

  • The Matrix Trilogy Gets The Honest Trailer Treatment

    In The Matrix, Neo is The One, which is exactly how many good films came out of this trilogy. Well the second movie had some good action sequences. And the third one…what was the third one about again? If you felt that the Matrix was one of the best movies of the 90s and the worst trilogy of the 90s, you are not alone. Screen Junkies have made an Honest Trailer that brings all the angry, hateful, and just downright confused feelings you had towards the Wachowski siblings (née brothers) back to the surface. On the bright side, the trailer also reminds us of an awesome trilogy within the trilogy, that of Monica Bellucci and her “bewbs.”

  • 30 Leaked Images From The Set of “Dumb & Dumber To”

    Earlier we gave you 5 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Dumb & Dumber To and now there are some leaked photos from the set. It’s hard to believe that it’s been almost 20 years since we’ve seen Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey as Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas. Just looking at these pictures, it’s obvious that no amount of starring in highbrow dramas can take the dumb out of these two great actors. But don’t take our word for it. Grab some tea and strumpets and look through these photos for yourself. Now if only we didn’t have to wait until next year for the sequel’s release.

  • Ranking The 10 Greatest Stoner Movies of All-Time

    Dazed and Confused was released 20 years ago today. Practically anything can count as a stoner movie if you’re high enough. 18-hour nature documentary? Whoa, look at those fish, man. But the greatest stoner flicks have something more – a certain sticky green magic that makes you crack up laughing like the very first time you saw them, even on your ten-thousandth viewing. Read on for Rolling Stones definitive list of the 10 greatest works of pothead cinema. Truth be told, most of them are pretty hilarious even if you’re completely sober. But they’re definitely way funnier if you’re not.

  • Watch Christian Bale Audition For “Batman Begins”, Wearing Val Kilmer’s “Batman Forever” Batsuit

    Christopher Nolan’s take on Batman helped us forget about Hollywood’s terrible treatment of the caped crusader in the nineties. To celebrate these films, Tuesday sees the release of  The Dark Knight Trilogy: Ultimate Collector’s Edition box set on Blu-ray. As to be expected, the DVDs will have more goodies than Batman’s utility belt. Unexpectedly, the gem is this clip of Christian Bale’s audition for Batman Begins. Wearing Val Kilmer’s batsuit. Nolan offers commentary on Bale’s development of the character but much to our chagrin, gave no information on why Bale didn’t wear George Clooney’s infamous nippled costume from Batman & Robin for the audition.

  • 10 People That Would Make A Better Robin than Bieber

    Well word’s out. Looks like the Biebs is up for the role of Robin in the upcoming Batman vs Superman movie. Not the best compliment to accent Affleck if you ask me, but that’s Hollywood. Let’s face it, love him or hate him, Affleck was badass in both The Town and Argo (and Surviving Christmas, watch it) and in my eyes, redeemed himself for all his faulty past roles. All the critics who were up in arms about every role cast during the Nolan era were left silent after each movie was released. This is different. This is Justin Bieber. This is the kid who’s one shaved head away from a Britney Breakdown. This is the kid who peed in a wash bucket in the basement of a bar  before saying “F*ck Bill Clinton” not more than a month ago. The kid who Keyshawn Johnson, our favorite game time analyst, almost had to slap a biebs for acting a fool around his neighborhood. We’ve collected a list of ten people we think would make a better Robin than Bieber. Aaron Taylor-Johnson The kid proved himself as a certified superhero in the Kick-Ass franchise and we think he’d do a heck more »

  • The Underlying Meaning Of Sneakers Hanging From Power Lines All Over The World

    Murder, sex, drugs, art, politics… sneakers hanging on telephone lines have become a powerful urban symbol, inspiring genesis theories both hilarious and sinister. In an effort to get to the truth once and for all The Mystery Of Flying Kicks asked the people of Earth to help  solve this mystery. Using an on-line call out and a phone message bank, this documentary was made entirely from donated photographs, phoned-in theories, video, vlogs, and animation.

  • Jurassic Park 4 ‘Jurassic World’ To Hit Theaters June 12, 2015

    Big news out of Hollywood overnight as Deadline.com is reporting that Steven Spielberg is producing a massive budget, 3D sequel to Jurassic Park being called ‘Jurassic World’. Colin Trevorrow will direct the film from a draft of the screenplay he wrote with Derek Connolly and it will be released in theaters on June 12, 2015. Not much is known beyond this info but you can follow the developing story on imdb.com.

  • Gravity (Full Trailer)

    Gravity starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney was recently called “the best space film ever done” by Hollywood titan James Cameron. A bold statement. You can be the judge October 4th when the film hits theaters but for now check out the full trailer released yesterday.

  • “CBGB” Trailer

    In theaters October 11th CBGB looks at the New York City punk-rock scene and the venerable nightclub. Starring: Malin Akerman, Johnny Galecki, Ashley Greene, Justin Bartha, Bradley Whitford

  • The Costs Of Being Clark Kent [Infographic]

    Some superheroes wouldn’t be so super without a little help from their never-ending bank accounts and well-worn credit cards. But not Superman. Let’s take a look at what it would cost to be Supes’ mild mannered alter ego, Clark Kent. Unlike his mighty pals, the only mask the otherworldly Kal-El wears is that of a bumbling journalist, making him the thriftiest super hero of all. 

 
 
 
 
 
 

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