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  • Save Yourself From Ebola With Cam’ron Face Masks

    Just because we’re all freaking out over getting Ebola, we shouldn’t have to compromise our hip fashion sense by wearing those totes lame white face masks. Cam’ron is making sure we all look our best without compromising our immune systems by creating his own brand of polypropylene masks featuring a delightful photo of Killa Cam himself. You can pre-order yours now from Dipset for $19.99, but our short attention spans probably won’t be focused on the nefarious virus by the time the masks ship November 7. Let’s hope another epidemic scare comes our way so this business venture won’t be in vain. You know, it’s about time SARS made a comeback…

  • We Can’t Stop Watching This Japanese USB Lighter Commercial [Video]

    A couple years ago, Jii, a Japanese company that produces a lighter that is powered via USB charge, became Internet famous for their bizarre commercial. But like most things on the web, we quickly forgot about it. But apparently Jii is still a thing and they’re still producing wacky commercials. This soccer-themed cartoon is impossible to figure out (what does soccer have to do with smoking?) but we can’t stop watching it. We don’t even smoke, but for some reason we have been hypnotized into desiring this device.

  • 50 Times That New York City’s Bad Elmo Was The Biggest Creeper In America [Photos]

    Elmo is a American institution so how it’s possible that creepy bums in Times Square can use his iconic likeness to lure unsuspecting tourists to take photos for money? It is quite astounding. Especially when Times Square Elmo has a criminal rap sheet that includes assault on children, racial slurs and drug dealing, just to name a few. Here are some of Bad Elmo’s finest moments in Times Square.

  • Man Builds Jet-Powered Beetle Because He Can

    In American, we men like our cars big and powerful. That’s why we always giggle a bit when one of our buds buys himself a Volkswagen Beetle. C’mon, the damn car came with a flower vase! But in the hands of a mechanical engineer like Ron Patrick of California, the Beetle can become the most badass car on the road. Patrick has spent about $200,000 fitting a 1500hp jet engine to the back of his VW Beetle. Why did he choose the iconic bug? “Because it looks cool with the jet and it shows it off well.” Well there’s no arguing with that. Patrick has no idea how fast the car will go, since the speedometer only goes to 140 mph. Best of all, and much to the chagrin of California’s finest, the Beetle is totally street legal! And Patrick’s next project? Strapping two jets to his wife’s Honda Metropolitan Scooter. Yup. For more info and photos, check out Ron Patrick Stuff.

  • Norway’s New Currency Is A Modern Design Masterpiece

    Norway’s national bank, Norges Bank, held a contest calling for new currency designs with a theme of “the sea.” Finding it too difficult to choose just one winner, the bank actually used designs from two different firms, one for the front of the notes and another for the back. Snøhetta went with a modern design featuring pixelated images of ocean scenes while The Metric System took a more traditional approach with ornate drawings of fish and ships. These images released by the bank are low resolution so as to not aid counterfeiters and still need to have security features added. After that, the new kroners will enter circulation in 2017.

  • Pumpkin Spice Everything: 50 Brands Embracing The Epidemic

    Seasons eatings! This pumpkin spice everything craze has gotten out of control. #BasicBitches across America are flocking to Starbucks to get their #PSL fix and now dozens of brands are jumping on the trends. Not going to lie though, every now and then a good pumpkin beer hits the spot but when Extra gum is making “seasonal batches” the trend has gone too far.

  • Disturbing Freshman Hazing Causes New Jersey High School To Cancel Football Season

    Although Sayreville War Memorial High School in New Jersey had its entire football season cut earlier this week by the local school superintendent, the exact reasons were not made public. But NJ.com, citing the parent of a player, now has the disturbing details of locker-room hazing that gets, at the very least, uncomfortably close to sexual assault. “It would start with a howling noise from a senior football player,” Matthew Stanmyre reports, “and then the locker room lights were abruptly shut off.”

  • Texts From Your Ex Are Hilarious And Depressing

    Maybe you have a pathetic ex who texts every time they’re drunk about how much they miss you even though they treated you like crap the whole time you were in a relationship together. Or maybe you are that ex. Either way, it’s a situation we are all familiar with. A new Instagram account, TextsFromYourEx, shares real texts from exes venting their hatred of each other or asking for their Jamie Oliver cookbooks back. Looking through these, you’ve really got to admire the tenacity of married men in winning back their mistresses. Or just cringe.

  • The Art Of Corn Mazes [33 Photos]

    Could you lend us your ear for a second? We just want to tell you about these amazing maize mazes. Not to sound corny, but here in Hoboken we don’t usually get a chance to see such things. Do you know a corn maze artist who could field some questions? We promise not to stalk them. Aw, shucks, we’re all out of puns. But seriously…why would someone choose Al Roker as a corn maze subject?

  • Pretty Girls With Thumb Faces [Photos]

    All these girls, in their natural state are very beautiful. But when they tuck the chin back and shoot from the ground up they look more like Honey Boo Boo’s Mama, who looks exactly like a thumb, and less like Alexandria Morgan. Submit your #thumbfaces to us on social so we can share them with the world!

  • These Dogs Are Surprisingly Good Surfers [23 Photos]

    Last weekend, Huntington Beach, California hosted the sixth annual Surf City Surf Dog competition. Billed as “three days of doggone fun,” the event features a costume contest, dog adoptions, and, best of all, a surfing competition where the dogs are strapped to boards and do their best to ride the waves. There are four weight-class divisions and even a tandem event, where their owners join in on the fun. The dogs are judged on how long they’re able to stay on the board and how confident they appear. By the looks of it, some of them seem to know what they’re doing more than we would. For more info, check out Surf City Surf Dog.

  • 25 Of The Worst School Commutes In The World

    I hated waiting more than 10 minutes for the bus in the dead of winter when it was under 30 degrees, got forbid it was snowing out. But it’s important not to forget that, in some parts of the world, school can be a hard-won luxury. Many children throughout the world have to take the most incredible and unimaginable routes in order to receive the education that some of us may take for granted. This list we collected will show you just how determined some children can be when it comes to getting an education.

  • Artist Transforming US Dollar Bills Into Hilarious Portraits

    James Charles has a unique canvas for his works of art, REAL U.S. currency. Charles takes some of the most recognizable characters in history and alters the faces on dollar bills to make astounding likenesses. The dollars were part of exhibit called American Iconomics in San Francisco’s Shooting Gallery and you can view a collection in the following gallery.

  • 25 Subway Passengers Who Don’t Give A Damn

    When you first move to a big city with a subway system, such as New York, it can be a bit intimidating. You try to avoid contact or bumping into strangers while constantly looking at the map to make sure you don’t miss your stop. Everyone seems to be a weirdo and they can sense you’re scared and unfamiliar with what you’re doing. But soon you acclimate yourself to your new underground life and begin to feel at home and relaxed on the subway. But some folks take it too far. Some of them forgo clothing while others bring their own comfy chairs. They sleep on the stranger next to them and urinate on the floor. We combed Imgur and found 25 such weirdos to serve as a guide of what not to do. Oh yeah, and never enter an empty car. There’s always a reason it’s empty and it’s never good.

  • Taylor Swift Acknowledges Meme; Wins Our Hearts

    We may not be huge fans of Taylor Swift’s music, which is to be expected since we’re definitely not her target demographic, but over the years she’s proved to be a good person with a great sense of humor about herself. If her constant communications with fans or ability to laugh at her reputation for doomed relationships didn’t win you over, then what she did last night should be just what you need. You may remember the meme, pictured below, involving a story about a girl named becky, who looks suspiciously like Taylor Swift, who overdosed after snorting marijuana, ending with the famous line “no its becky.” Well last night Taylor Swift was photographed wearing a “no its becky” shirt, complete with poor grammar. What, that’s enough for you to lover her, too? Then check out those legs!

  • Famous Women With Willem Dafoe’s Smile Are Horrifying

    Willem Dafoe is a helluva of an actor, playing memorable characters in films such as “The Last Temptation of Christ,” “Platoon,” and “Boondock Saints,” and there’s no forgetting that iconic smile. Just like Steve Buscemi’s eyes, Willem Dafoe’s mouth is instantly recognizable even without the rest of his face. And also like Buscemi’s eyes, Dafoe’s smile has no business being on anyone else’s face. To prove that point, these famous actresses were transformed into nightmarish creatures with the simple addition of Dafoe’s piehole. If these don’t scare you enough, check out the rest of the series at Break.com.

 
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