Earlier this year, our buddy, Adam, went down to New Orleans for the Super Bowl. While in town, he was able to pull off a feat that every man in America dreams of; He got to attend the hottest Super Bowl events with Candice Swanepoel (yes, the Victoria’s Secret Angel) as his arm-candy. Did we mention he was dressed as a paparazzi lightning rod for the entire thing? We got to see Adam and Candice in action on the Red Carpet at the ESPN Next event and it was one of the most spectacularly ridiculous things we’ve ever seen. Not only is Candice the most beautiful women on Earth but she was hanging on to a 6’5” astronaut. LeBron James could have rode onto the red carpet on a unicycle and the paparazzi wouldn’t have batted an eye. While we’re sure Adam was sweating bullets inside that thing, he played it cool with Candice and here is his story of how it all went down: