Here is an important public service announcement for our readers: Be advised. Take shelter. Call your loved ones and tell them to stay indoors and immediately dispose of any visible self-tanner and Bacardi 151 in the vicinity (your mom shouldn’t be using that stuff anyway). The prophecies are coming true. This isn’t a drill. The cast of Jersey Shore has been given the power of flight.
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