When they aren’t having adults speak like children, or promoting avocados like they are extinct, Subway has some pretty awful commercials. Despite that fact, they have a very impressible roster of professional athletes. Subway claims to be the “official training restaurant” of said sports’ stars… which sounds like a load of crap, but who are we to argue? Outside of the major athletic gear companies, you’d be hard pressed to find another company that boasts as much talent as Subway. I wanted to rank them by their acting performances, but the commercials are so bad, they don’t really provide anyone the opportunity to shine, so lets rank em by their athletic accomplishments for no reason.*
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Here’s a great feel good story for the day. Two strangers sitting on a NYC subway, both holding instruments are asked to play an impromptu song together. What ensues is an epic performance by two wildly talented artists. If this doesn’t put a smile on your face, then you don’t have a face or you’re Nancy Grace or just lost a race or were just sprayed with mace. Anyway. happy Thursday.