If you have never watched cricket, you’re not missing much. It’s like baseball but even more boring — and I say that as a baseball fan. However, every once in a while you’ll be lucky enough to witness some poor cricketer take a ball right to his nuts. And as funny as such an event is on its own, its made exponentially more hilarious with the addition of Ozzy Man’s profanity-laden commentary. Forget David Attenborough, I say we get Ozzy Man to narrate the next Planet Earth.