It’s already 10 AM here on the East Coast which means any self-respecting pub has already been open for an hour on this glorious St. Patrick’s Day. And if you’re lucky enough to be out of the office, you’re probably already well on your journey to getting drunk. Or are you rat-arsed? Perhaps droopy-peckered? Maybe even pissed as a fart? And those are just a few of the colorful terms for drunkenness from the land that brought us the literature of James Joyce and Samuel Beckett shared by Irish actor Jamie Dornan in this clip from Jimmy Kimmel Live.