Russian Car Curling Is Real And It’s Insane

Here at RSVLTS HQ, we are huge fans of the sport of curling — mostly because of the Women of Curling. Outside of that, we have little interest in actually engaging in the sport. Shuffleboard on ice? With brooms? Pass. But replace the curling stones with old cars? That could be interesting…

Enter Russia. Those vodka-soaked geniuses have come up with what might be the greatest sport of 2017, Car Curling. Four teams recently competed, pushing cars that had been stripped of heavy parts towards a target painted on an ice rink. Do you think the other folks in our building would care if we started up an impromptu match in our parking lot next winter?