Watch 30 Years Of Ridiculous Excuses In This ‘Cops’ Supercut

After more than 1,000 episodes and 30 seasons, Cops is still going strong on TV. But why do we continue to tune in to a reality series following cops just doing their jobs? Because the criminals are hilariously stupid, of course!

Relive some of the best excuses from 30 years of Cops in the supercut video below. Denying you smoke marijuana while keeping a joint tucked behind your ear? That’s ballsy. Wait…I mean brainless.