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Rise & Shine

Basic Polo

Regular price
$67
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"There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food." - Ron Swanson

This beautifully breakfast-themed polo practically screams there's no substitute for a solid base. The birdie train is fueled by four things: bacon, eggs, toast, and happiness. And you can't have the last one without the first three.

Product Details

  • The Basic Polo features a lightweight,  moisture-wickingsuper-soft fabric that stays out of your way. No bells and whistles, just a shirt that begs you not to lay up. Only hit bombs.
  • Fit: The fabric has enough stretch that the only thing getting in the way of your swing is... well, your swing
  • Details: Non-slip silicone lining on the bottom hem keeps this thing tucked in even on the absolute biggest of hacks
  • Material: polyamide / polyester blend
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't bleach (obviously). And don't iron the piece of bacon on the sleeve. That only goes for the shirt, though. We are fully on board with you cooking your bacon and eggs with an iron.
  • Patterns: All of our polos are unique, which means the exact pattern locations may differ slightly from what's seen in the photo. That's called one-of-a-kind.
  • Colors: We do our best to show you an exact representation, but as everyone views on a different device, it's possible that the colors of the product may differ slightly from what's seen on your screen.
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