"It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza."
"Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!"
Our Home Alone Little Nero's Collection is dedicated to every pizza delivery person out there, trying their best. Sure, maybe you knock over a statue in the driveway a few times, get a 20 cent tip, and think you're getting shot at by an old timey gangster, but that pizza still got to its destination.
- Product benefit: People will laugh every time you yell "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
- Not included: A lovely cheese pizza, just for you
- Officially licensed from 21st Century Fox