Baaaaayyyyybeeeeeee! Just like the soothing sounds of Sisqo’s silky voice, or perhaps David Attenborough’s careful narration, you can absolutely hear, see AND feel those tong clicks at this very moment.
You know the scene well [Attenborough voice]: the master approaches the grill, simultaneously lifts both the lid and tongs vertically, administers a single test click for good measure. The master then carefully surveys the vast surface, double-clicks the tongs to signify its strike, and strategically dives in for the kill. The hot dogs had no chance.
One click simply isn’t enough, three is just waaay too many to bear!
