Greetings, Campers!
We hope your stay at Camp Kunu is off to a great start. We’re beyond thrilled to share some news for the fall class—but more on that later. For now, turn up those speakers, because it’s announcement time! No, we’re not here to hype up the weekly lunch special (today’s Salisbury steak, if you’re wondering). This is something bigger… and stranger.
You might remember the mystery from this past summer: the counselors who vanished without a trace. Well, it’s finally time to tell the story.
It began on a stormy night at Camp Kunu. Three counselors were relaxing on their night off when suddenly... Poof they disappeared, gone into the dark like Counselor Scooter after an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The rest of the staff searched everywhere: the cabins, the lake, even the legendary Blood Barn. But no trace was found, not a whistle, not a clipboard, not even a half-eaten glizzy. Then yesterday morning, things got really weird. A loud thud shook the main cabin, and outside lay a chilling clue: a pile of empty KUNUFLEX bags, a trail of breadcrumbs, and a bloodied grill fork.
Strange? Yes. Unusual for Camp Kunu? Not really. Every fall, when the air chills and the first leaf drops, weird things begin to stir. Some say it’s just a tradition to spook the incoming class. But the veteran counselors know better. This is darker. Maybe even… paranormal.
And about those empty KUNUFLEX bags: empty bags mean shirts. Along with the empty shirt bags were each counselors prized possessions. A mug, a bandana and a camp challenge coin. Sure enough, shirts were found nearby, but not the ones you know. Our loyalty pattern has been torn, slashed, and charred into something new. Some say the stains are blood. Others claim it’s just ketchup from the fall feast. We’ll let you decide.
What we do know is that the Camp Kunu Slasher Shirt is here. And supplies are extremely limited. Think of this as a DASH, these limited edition shirts only available for 2 weeks or while inventory lasts
From 10/1 to 10/15, you’ll have the chance to secure this spooky fall release. All it takes is 7,000 points in your rewards account. Nothing more, nothing less.
So campers, choose wisely. Because until we uncover the truth about our missing counselors, the mystery at Camp Kunu remains… unsolved. And the Camp Kunu Slasher is still out there.
