Hey, that T. Rax just walked through your line?! And we totally don’t blame you for not saying anything.
Sure, this guy’s beaten you three matches in a row, but once he sees those ferocious footprints trekkin’ across that soft stretchy All-Day Polo he’s gonna know it’s your turn to do the stompin’ today.
(BOOM!)
Another impact tremor? That greenskeeper’s gonna run out of “ground under repair” signs.