Put on your teeth and brush your pants, it’s time to celebrate this sea star’s greatest hits with a KUNUFLEX™ button down featuring a plethora of Patricks poppin’ outta purple petal patches (Hope we didn’t spit on you there). Whether he’s wondering if mayo’s an instrument, crushing 3 AM Krabby Patties, or preachin’ Wumbology, nobody makes us laugh like the best bestie in Bikini Bottom.
Be sure to firmly grasp the shirt while buttoning. FIRMLY GRASP IT!
